Book Review: The Dust Of 100 Dogs by A.S. KingYA | Pirates
First Line: Imagine my surprise when, after three centuries of fighting with siblings over a spare furry teat and licking my water from a bowl, I was given a huge human nipple, all to myself, filled with warm mother's milk.
{Prologue: With one last, almighty roar, the Frenchman fell to his knees and died.}
Rating: 5 - If this was in Davy Jones' locker, I'd walk the plank with pleasure!
Everyone has been saying so many good things about The Dust Of 100 Dogs as well as its cover. All that praise gets me excited, but it also makes me take a step back from the hype because maybe it is not as good as I had hoped despite how awesomely piratical the cover and font are. Pop Culture Junkie stumbled across a neat Lookalike image; Melissa Walker features a Cover Story (for the addition of sharks, check out Book Nymph's Cover Story).
But I'm with Presenting Lenore, you'll have to pry this book from my cold, dead hands!
Saffron appears to be an ordinary teenaged girl on the outside, but inside she's full of bloodthirsty and sea-loving history that spans beyond what a typical girl should know.
From page 18Inside she is housing the memories of Emer Morrisey, feared pirate captain who prowls for Spanish treasure and delights in spearing eyeballs. Instead of dreaming about college next year, all Saffron wants is to reclaim the treasure that Emer buried in Jamaica centuries ago.
Like how annoying it was to be surrounded by spoiled, twentieth-century thirteen-year-old boys and girls all day, by twentieth-century grown-ups with no idea about what was really going on, who were caught up in Dynasty soap opera plots, in Reaganomics, in stuff that really didn't mean anything to anybody. I wanted to kill them, and felt simultaneously sorry for them. They were a galleon of starving sailors, and I wanted to sever each one of them in half for being so stupid.
A.S. King weaves together Emer and Saffron's stories into a brilliant story and takes readers down a rabbit hole that includes muskets, fist-sized rubies, a druggie brother, a creepy pedophile, random dog facts, and a nice Irish girl who deep down is waiting for her childhood sweetheart to find her.
From page 294I can say more, although I fear I may have said enough - The Dust Of 100 Dogs lives up to the smoke it has blown with enough pirate-y action to last me a lifetime!
On top of everything, Emer Morrisey's feelings ate me whole. I longed to kill everyone. I longed for someone to love me. I longed for treasure. I felt like a sniveling idiot.
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Disclosure 10/7/09:
This has been bought with my hard-earned money.

















