Wednesday, September 30, 2009

BkRv: Color me pleased

Book Review: The Color Trilogy Books 2 & 3 by Kim Dong Hwa

Graphic Novel | Girls
First Line: These flowers are very pretty. They grow by themselves, flower by themselves, bear offspring and bloom again and again... They wear their finest dresses as if expecting someone. I wonder who they're waiting for.








First Line: Do you really have to go?










In The Color Of Earth: Book 1 (review here), Ehwa experiences the early stages of puberty including those awkward secret crushes that never amount to anything. The subsequent books follow Ehwa as she matures into a young woman and falls in love with a boy from the neighboring village. In The Color Of Water, she continues to sort through the many sexual connotations that everyone seems to know about except her. Her mother also struggles to relate to Ehwa, trying to determine if her little girl is growing up too quickly.
From page 165
Mother: So I suggest you find a man who's like a warm breeze that caresses your cheek and gently lifts and flutters your skirt. You don't want a man like a tornado. If you marry one of those, you'll suffer all your life.

Ehwa (blushing): Pfft.

Mother: That's why I'm putting so much work and detail in this pouch. I'm praying with each stitch that you'll find a man who's truly devoted to you.
And so Ehwa falls in love with Duksam, whose master will eventually try to bargain for Ehwa's hand in marriage for himself. This results in disaster, and Duksam decides to leave his village and search for better work in order to support Ehwa if they marry.

In The Color Of Heaven, Ehwa now finds herself in the same situation as her mother: waiting for the unexpected return of a beloved. She has never been very good with patience, but Ehwa finds that it will be the only thing that carries her through the days without Duksam. Her mother takes this time to prepare her for wifely duties, only to discover that she is just as temperamental as Ehwa, which means that theirs is a quite lively household until the men return.
From page 149
Ehwa (frustrated): Who cares if it's bitter or tough? Bitter, tough or sweet as sugar, once you eat it, it's going to the same place.

Mother: Nonsense. There isn't a wife alive who can cook well who isn't loved by her husband.

Ehwa (running off, upset): Who cares if I'm not loved? I can just do all the loving.

Mother (frustrated): The things coming out of your mouth these days.
The Color Trilogy is quite a pleasant read that wanders about as Ehwa grows up, and yet I still wished that it her coming-of-age took a while longer. There were some snippets that ended too quickly for me, and sometimes I felt that the symbolism escaped me to fully understand what exactly happened. There were butterflies and beetles and ducks and chestnuts - and while there were some footnotes, but you can only have so many footnotes on the page! ;)

One thing that bothered me was that I couldn't really tell that Ehwa grew up. Either the changes were extremely subtle, or she never really shows her age! I'm not exactly sure her exact age in these books (only that time does indeed pass), but I swear her height and body shape never changes. I think the only noticeable difference would be her hair, which goes from chin-length to a single long braid. When Ehwa and her mother had a spat, Ehwa's expressions always looked awfully childish even in the 3rd book.

Again, the illustrations were magnificent, especially the backdrops when Ehwa or her mother ran outside and contemplated their turbulent emotions. In the foreward, Kim Dong Hwa mentions his mother as a "clumsy sixteen-year-old" and I have to wonder how close to truth Ehwa's stories are. It seems pretty amazing that people may still live in villages without any sort of technology, and I am impressed with all the rich culture that Kim Dong Hwa depicted through his art.

One last note: This does contain some sexual content, though it is tastefully done. Nothing too extreme and mostly told through symbolism, but if you rather not, here's your fair warning.

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Disclosure 10/7/09: PUBLISHER

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

BkRv: To Market, to Market, to have a total makeover

Book Review: The Market by J.M. Steele

YA | Girls

First Line: Somewhere in the distance I heard a cell phone ringing, and I slipped in unnoticed through the side door.







A nice investment in the market of clever and cute.

As if HotOrNot.com isn't bad enough, the girls of Millbank High are now being reduced to stock values that are based on attractiveness. Kate has been blissfully minding her own business until she receives a surprise invitation to a party thrown by the most popular girl in school and then painfully snubbed by said party with the cryptic parting number: 71. Long story short, Kate discovers that her stock value is 71 out of the 140 girls of her school. Not terribly bad, but not as great as she had hoped.
From page 67
"In every school, there's a girl who wallows in anonymity for three and a half years. Then, suddenly, she explodes into the consciousness of her peers," she explained. "One week she's a no one, then she goes on spring break and comes back a different girl, or suddenly one month her body changes, or the right boy notices her, and then bang, she's it and the world she'd watched from afar instantly becomes her oyster."
From page 81
"There are two types of people, Kate: sheep and wolves," Callie mused. "Sheep wait to see what everybody else is wearing, and then they run out to the mall and buy it. That's fine if you want to blend in. But wolves eat sheep."

"What are you?" I asked, thinking I was being coy. "Sheep or wolf?"

"Me," Callie mused. "I eat wolves."

Okay. This girl, a girl whom I'd been best friends with for eons, was starting to scare me.
Determined to make the most of her senior year, Kate sets out to change her stock value with the help of her 2 best friends and discovers that, with great beauty and popularity, comes dire consequences that may cost her more than she is willing to sell.

The Market is the familiar makeover plotline with a few unique twists that helped to keep it fresh and interesting.
From page 48
I was Kate Winthrop - smart girl, a little geeky, with a good heart. That's all I'd ever be, at least while I was still at Millbank. Who's to say how many people logged on to the Market every day? How many people were judging me on a daily basis - breaking down what I was wearing, who I was talking to, how I was behaving? It didn't matter really. There was no escaping it.
Nothing eye-opening or spectacular, but I thought it was pretty creative. I don't know a lot about stocks and I'm not exactly sure if it all made sense - but I had fun reading about Kate's transformation. Somehow the Millbank Social Stock Market was actually a gambling contest where betting on the ordinary girl will become extraordinary would be a savvy investment to win over $25,000. Ironically the prettiest, most popular girls were considered conservative stocks.

The love triangle between Kate, her crush, and quiet boy in the corner seemed pretty typical. Quiet boy may seem perfect and funny, but forgive Kate as she overlooks you every time her crush comes into her line of vision. However, things got a little confusing for me as Kate tried to figure out which boy she liked more. I think J.M. Steele meant to do that on purpose, and I suppose it makes the scenario more believable. I mean, if you had to choose 2 boys, I am sure they would be confused and vulnerable as well.

I think The Market would have worked better as a movie - better visualization of Kate and the other "stocks." On the other hand, it probably works better in print since you can imagine your own queen bees as #1 stock.

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Disclosure 10/7/09: LIBRARY

BkRv: SPAM! There goes the punchline.

Book Review: Good Enough by Paula Yoo

YA | Girls

First Line: You've heard the joke right? Why is a viola better than a violin? It burns longer.







Funny enough, but it also reminds me how awkward high school was at times

Like any good Korean-American daughter, Patti thrives on the pressure that her parents place upon her small shoulders.
From page 20
...there's no such thing as SECOND PLACE. You're either FIRST or LAST. In fact, anything below First Place is a disgrace. My parents raised me to believe that Second Place is simply a polite way of saying "First Place for Losers."
Good grades? Check. Master violinist? Check. Involved in church activities? Check. Crushing on cute trumpet player? Check - no, wait - uncheck.
From page 5
Cute Trumpet Guy just stands there, waiting for me to say something. I'm tongue-tied because I'm mesmerized by his eyes, which are the exact same shade of green as that of pimento-stuffed olives. I don't even like olives.
After three years of grueling studying and practicing, Patti starts to crack and senior year does not go according to plan. Her SAT score is far from perfect; she gets demoted from being three-time concertmaster in the All-State Orchestra; and to top it off, she cannot help but crush on that rather cute trumpet-slash-guitar player who wants to hang out with her. HARVARDYALEPRINCETON has always been her parents' dream, but for some reason Patti cannot help but wonder if her heart may be better suited for Julliard.

Good Enough starts off with some rather hilarious band-related jokes, primarily bashing viola players (but you can probably replace it with any other instruments). I live off corny jokes, and the fact that Patti basically introduces herself with a joke really sat well with me. My favorite one from the book:
From page 1
You're lost in the woods and meet a pink elephant and a good viola player. Who do you ask for directions? The pink elephant - a good viola player is just a figment of your imagination.
The jokes only ran for the first few chapters, and then they fizzled out. However, Patti still managed to inject some humor every so often as she went through the trials and tribulations of being an Asian-American high school senior.

The great thing about Good Enough was how realistic I found Patti to be, although I had not been musically-talented or as pressured as she had been. Based off my own experiences with Asian parents, I simply imagined Patti's experiences to be ten times more extreme. Boys were a big NO for both Patti and me, and I could relate to her pining after that cute trumpet player and hoped that he would be The One who would totally get her. I thank my parents for not pressuring me to go to HARVARDYALEPRINCETON, but still they wanted me to get a good useful education and not something that may not sustain me well.

I would not go as far to say Good Enough was a "cute" book. Funny at times, but it still carried a hint of thoughtfulness as Patti tried to sort through what her parents wanted and what she may want. Good Enough was the "serious" cousin of skunk girl with less focus on boys and more focus on figuring out what one wants to do versus what one is expected to do.

The ending can be seen as both satisfying and disappointing. Patti eventually makes her decision on what she wants to do, but the cute trumpet player storyline warrants more discussion. However, I suppose things all work out for Patti and the cute trumpet player - just not the way I would have assumed. Meh, I guess this is more true to what happens in real life. But it doesn't mean I have to particularly like it!

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Disclosure 10/7/09: LIBRARY

Teasing you with...FLYGIRL

From page 97 of FLYGIRL by Sherri L. Smith

"Parachute!" Instructor Martin yells at me. He thinks I'm falling out of the plane. And then it sinks in - the old codger is trying to dump me! Lily didn't have an accident after all. "The kitchen is safer than the sky," my foot. I snort and bring my hands back in. Martin pulls the plane level and brings us in for a landing.

"That's not proper decorum for a military pilot, Miss Jones," he warns me. I can hear the disappointment in his voice. "Or for a young lady," he adds.

Or for an instructor, I think. Regardless, when we come in for a landing, part of me is still flying high.


This Teaser Tuesday meme is courtesy of MizB @ Should Be Reading

Monday, September 28, 2009

New Blogger On The Block: J'adore happy endings


1) DESCRIBE YOUR BLOG IN 5 SENTENCES OR LESS.
My blog is all about yabooks and adultbooks. :P There are English and Dutch reviews on the blog and much more fun stuff!! (I just started, so this is going to be added in a few weeks) I love to laugh and hope that my site is one of a happy one to you guys! :)
2) FAVORITE BOOKS AND/OR AUTHORS?
My favo author is of course Terry Pratchett, a Dutch one called Sophie van der Stap and Carry Slee. Also I do adore Jane Austen and Melissa Marr...

Favo books are The Colour Of Magic, well exactly all of the books that Terry ever has written (not that I read them all..), Dutch one; meisje met negen pruiken, Pride and Prejudice, Wuthering Heights, all of the books of the twiligt serie, all of the books in the Wicked Lovely trilogy...and a lot more of books :P
3) IF THE WORLD CAUGHT ON FIRE AND ALL BOOKS BUT ONE WOULD BE LOST FOREVER AND ONLY YOU GET TO CHOOSE WHICH ONE TO SAVE, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU RESCUE AND WHY?
Pride and Prejudice! WHY??? Really??? It's the most romantic book EVER! I would just die if that one will caught on fire!
4) LAST BUT NOT LEAST, CARE TO SHARE ANY CORNY JOKES?
MMMM...I only know Dutch jokes and they're not GOOD! LOL
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Can't say I know too many Dutch jokes (scratch that, make that NONE), but I am a little curious now! I recently bought myself a copy of The Colour Of Magic and am super-psyched to experience Discworld!

If you are looking for a fun blog that may bring a smile with all its exuberance, then say hello to Nina! Can I just say that j'adore your blog name and banner and overall bubbliness? :D I may have to learn a little Dutch to check out your favorite Dutch authors - their websites look fun! And it is always interesting to see how different some covers look from country to country!

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Reminder: +10 for the October's GRaB to anyone who visits J'adore happy endings and comments on Nina's next 5 posts starting with Helluva Halloween Challenge 2009

Sunday, September 27, 2009

BkRv: Amazing Grace, how bittersweet the kill

Book Review: Graceling by Kristin Cashore

YA | Fantasy

First Line: In these dungeons the darkness was complete, but Katsa had a map in her mind.








I may have the Grace of loving too many books! :P


Katsa has been raised as the king's bully, ordered to cut off fingers and issue death threats to those who provoke his anger by refusing to send their daughters off for political marriages or chopping down one too many trees.
From page 11
She knew her nature. She would recognize it if she came face-to-face with it. It would be a blue-eyed, green-eyed monster, wolflike and snarling. A vicious beast that struck out at friends in uncontrollable anger, a killer that offered itself as the vessel of the king's fury.

But then, it was a strange monster, for beneath its exterior it was frightened and sickened by its own violence. It chastised itself for its savagery. And sometimes it had no heart for violence and rebelled against it utterly.

A monster that refused, sometimes, to behave like a monster. When a monster stopped behaving like a monster, did it stop being a monster? Did it become something else?
Everyone assumes that, when you are Graced with killing, you must get some enjoyment out of the task - little do they know that Katsa tries to find a way around spilling any blood. She prefers to help the weak and strike down the unjust. While on a rescue mission, Katsa encounters Prince Po who appears to match her in combative skills.
From page 87
[Prince] Raffin smiled. He took hold of her arms and held her out from him so he could look her up and down. He laughed.

"What can be so funny," Katsa said, "to a prince who's turned his hair blue?"

"You look like you've been in a fight," he said, "for the first time in your life."
Little does she know, but Po will soon turn her world upside-down as they work together to find out why someone would kidnap his grandfather who would not hurt a fly.
From page 17
It was a land of seven kingdoms. Seven kingdoms, and seven thoroughly unpredictable kings. Why in the name of all that was reasonable would anyone kidnap Prince Tealiff, the father of the Lienid king? He was an old man. He had no power; he had no ambition; he wasn't even well. Word was, he spent most of his days sitting by the fire, or in the sun, looking out at the sea, playing with his great-grandchildren, and bothering no one.
Where can I start with Graceling? It has been so very long since I have picked up any decent fantasy (no, zombies and vampires don't count) that Graceling was a wonderful change of pace - and I am itching for more of its ilk! Kristin Cashore did such an awesome job with world-building of The Seven Kingdoms and created a rather interesting concept when it comes to Grace (which is, more or less, best described as talent i.e. being really good in something). Not everyone is Graced, but all who have a Grace have the signature 2-colored eyes although the 2 colors vary from person to person. Sometimes the Grace is very mundane such as climbing trees, while others such as Katsa's killing Grace can be used for political purposes by those in charge.

There were times when I despaired at Katsa's obvious lack of social skills and thickheadedness when it comes to relationships. She was ten times worse than Alanna from The Song Of The Lioness quartet, but I bet she can kick Alanna's butt any day! :) Katsa was definitely 100% tomboy who detested silly frivolous dresses and hairdos. I admired her resourcefulness and drive to challenge herself and find her limits, whether it be wrestling with a goose in mid-air or trying different fighting scenarios and terrain with Po.
From page 181
"Does it bother you? You're welcome to do the hunting yourself. Perhaps I can stay by the fire and mend your socks, and scream if I hear any strange noises."

He smiled then. "Do you treat Giddon like this, when the two of you travel? I imagine he finds it quite humiliating."

"Poor Po. You may content yourself with reading my mind, if you wish to feel superior."

He laughed. "I know you're teasing me. And you should know I'm not easily humiliated. You may hunt for my food, and pound me every time we fight, and protect me when we're attacked, if you like. I'll thank you for it."
One thing to note is that the plot started off a little slow, but steadily picked up the pace as Katsa and Po got closer to the truth behind the kidnapping. When the story finally reached the climax, can I just say that my jaw totally dropped in sheer incredulity because I cannot believe that just happened?!! Wow. The book almost fell out of my hands! Talk about a satisfying end for the villain! Talk about how evil I am for not elaborating any more! :}

While I appreciated the ending, I was very surprised that there was still a lot more that happened after the climactic scene. I got a little upset with Po's tragedy - which, by the way, totally sucked - but I was very impressed with how he and Katsa adapted to this new challenge. Usually the protagonists emerge victorious without any major scrapes, but this was not the case for Graceling and I wonder what inspired Kristin Cashore to have the story take this unexpected direction.

Fire recently came out, but I don't know if I particularly want to read it. On the one hand, I will because I think Kristin Cashore will present a very unique story. On the other hand, I really became fond of Katsa, Po, and company that I am a little resistant to reading the prequel that do not include them. I would love to read Bitterblue (sequel) if and when it comes out!

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Disclosure 10/7/09: LIBRARY

Friday, September 25, 2009

BkRv: What can make me feel this way? Flygirl.

Book Review: FLYGIRL by Sherri L. Smith

YA | Girls | Historical

First Line: It's Sunday afternoon, and the phonograph player is jumping like a clown in a parade the way Jolene and I are dancing.







A much more wholesome type of Fly Girl


Despite her mother trying to keep her grounded with housekeeping, Ida Mae cannot help but dream of flying through the clouds in her very own airplane. Which is why she jumps at the chance of joining WASP - Women Airforce Service Pilots - even if it means denying the true color of her skin. Although the slavery has been abolished, skin color still defines where you sit on the bus and with whom you may associate. Ida Mae manages to pass as "white" with her fair skin color, but she soon realizes that keeping her secret not only hurts her family but may destroy her sense of self.

I know that I gave FLYGIRL a semi-mediocre rating, but the story just was not my cup of tea. That said, I firmly believe that Ida Mae is a character that I would have appreciated at a much younger age. She possesses a quiet strength that only grows as she comes to terms with how society runs. Yes, Ida Mae may have pretended that her mother was her housekeeper when she visited the training camp. Yes, Ida Mae may have acted "white" to help a fellow African American get a fair trade at the hardware store. Eventually she realizes that all this pretense hurts her and those close to her in the long run, and she must stay true to herself as she pursues her dream to fly.

The girl on the cover does not look African American - at least, I had to look more closely after discovering Ida Mae's background. I suppose she looks a little ambiguous, and I did not think that
FLYGIRL was about ethnicity when I first picked it up. Which makes me wonder how many would pass this by as they looked for book with ethnic protagonists. Very unfortunate since I think Ida Mae's dilemma was fairly interesting - I never thought that African Americans would try to marry "white" in order to have lighter-skinned children.

However, I cannot hide my disappointment that
FLYGIRL indirectly referenced World War II and did not incorporate much of it into Ida Mae's story. This focused more on her training and building relationships with her superiors, fellow flygirls, and family. I had hoped that she would get to fly on more real missions instead of being shown off like circus elephants. Secretly I think Ida Mae also wished that as well, but FLYGIRL did not fulfill that expectation.

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Disclosure 10/7/09:
This was borrowed from the library.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

BkRv: Dead people, dead people, what do I see?

Book Review: The Summoning by Kelley Armstrong

YA | Ghosts | Series Book 1

First Line: Mommy forgot to warn the new babysitter about the basement.







Not something that I'd die for, but I'd be willing to borrow the sequel.


Chloe has seen that movie The Sixth Sense. She would love to make a film where its lines become as famous as "I see dead people," but like other "normal" people, she prefers to watch stuff on the screen and not live it - especially if it involves seeing dead people.
From page 18
Still, it was pretty dark. I'm afraid of the dark. I had some bad experiences as a child, imaginary friends who lurked in dark places and scared me. I know that sounds weird. Other kids dream up playmates - I imagined bogeymen.
Call her crazy (oh wait, you can <insert evil cackle>), but she does not want to be remembered as that chick who almost jumped out the window, screaming bloody murder at a badly-burnt janitor whom no one else could see, and then sent to teenaged group home for psych evaluation.
From page 103
Still I resisted. As much as I loved the world of cinema, I knew the difference between reality and story. In movies, there are ghosts and aliens and vampires. Even someone who doesn't believe in extraterrestrials can sit in a movie theater, see the protagonists struggling with clues that suggest alien invasion, and want to scream "Well, duh!"

But in real life, if you tell people you're being chased by melted school custodians, they don't say "Wow, you must be seeing ghosts." They put you someplace like this.
Unfortunately, Chloe has to live in such infamy and now must play "sane" to get out as soon as possible. She is a little surprised to find that her housemates appear normal, a little antisocial at times but apparently also gifted with supernatural powers. Is it possible that Chloe and her housemates are not crazy as everyone else seems to think - and if that is the case, why is the group home trying to keep them hostage?

The cover for The Summoning is really beautiful - to the point that I had to mention it first because all the covers for this series are rather remarkable. I am not sure how it directly relates to the story, but at the moment I feel that it is somewhat misleading. Is it just me, or does anyone else think "medieval" when glancing at the cover? Would you have thought "ghosts" and "group home" would be involved? No, not unless you already knew what The Summoning was about.

I was not too impressed with The Summoning. It had great potential, but I thought it fell short on meeting my expectations. The opening prologue was pretty fantastic - very creepy! I dare not dawdle in the basement for too long... However, the rest of the story did not build upon that creepy introduction. Not to sound completely morose, but there was not enough dead people for a book about a girl who sees dead people. I think Kelley Armstrong was trying to set the stage for the upcoming books, and I really hope that the sequel really ups the ante and delivers some bone-chilling shivers.

On the plus side, I enjoyed the cast of characters - they all stood out with their different personalities, and there was never a dull moment between Chloe and her housemates. I particularly enjoyed her interactions with Derek who is not exactly Mr. Social Butterfly. As they started to trust each other more and discover the extent of Chloe's powers, I thought the scrapes that they kept stumbling into really hilarious.

My advice is to keep the sequel on hand if you decide to read The Summoning. The ending of the first book really hangs on a cliff, and I wish that I had the sequel to find out what happens and see if the series is worth following.

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Disclosure 10/7/09:
This was borrowed from the library.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Teasing you with...Good Enough

From page 159 of Good Enough by Paula Yoo

"Coming," she shouts from down the hall. "Do you want the Barron's SAT test guide or the Princeton Review? How about some vocabulary flash cards?"

Vocabulary flash cards? How can my mom think about vocabulary flash cards when my ear is burning off! "Mom!" I scream. "Ear! Burns! Hurts!"

She appears in the doorway, clutching a handful of SAT test guides and a pack of vocabulary flash cards. "There's no redness," she says. "Don't worry. I use this brand all the time. It's not burning." She checks her watch. "Study these. I'll be back in twenty minutes."

At this point, I decide maybe I don't need my right ear. I can't feel anything in that area anymore. Everything's numb.


This Teaser Tuesday meme is courtesy of MizB @ Should Be Reading

Monday, September 21, 2009

New Blogger on The Block: Megan's Book Reviews

1) DESCRIBE YOUR BLOG IN 5 SENTENCES OR LESS.
My blog is still an infant so I can't tell you much yet, but I'm raising it to be eclectic. So far it's only reviews. However, it's telling me that soon there will be contests, author interviews, memes and more.
2) FAVORITE BOOKS AND/OR AUTHORS?
That's about the most difficult question in the world. Some of my all time favorite authors include:
Books? I could probably write one with how many I call my favorites - so I'll edit it a little bit. Some of my current favorites are
3) IF THE WORLD CAUGHT ON FIRE AND ALL BOOKS BUT ONE WOULD BE LOST FOREVER AND ONLY YOU GET TO CHOOSE WHICH ONE TO SAVE, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU RESCUE AND WHY?
I think I'd rather them all burn so I could just start all over again. Actually I'd keep my copy of Pocahontas by Susan Donnell since my grandma gave it to me.
4) LAST BUT NOT LEAST, CARE TO SHARE ANY CORNY JOKES?
I wish I could, but I just totally brainfarted.
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I will have to admit, as juvenile as it may sound, that I find brain farts as amusing as corny jokes! Sometimes it really livens up the conversation! No harm in saving a book that your grandma gave to you, but I hope you're willing to share because I'd go crazy without anything to read! Plus Pocahontas was always an interesting story :)

Welcome, Megan, to book blogging - and I hope that your blog continues to grow! :) I am always interested in stumbling across new book reviews - everything else (meme-wise) is just icing ;) It looks like you are off to a great start with the books you have reviewed so far, and I cannot wait to see where your blog will take us!
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Reminder: +10 for the September GRaB [yes, it's still on!] to anyone who visits Megan's Book Reviews and comments on Megan's next 5 posts starting with Lipstick Apology

BkRv: SWF searching for TDH* with that special bite

*TDH = Tall Dark Handsome ;)

Book Review: Jessica's Guide To Dating On The Dark Side by Beth Fantaskey

YA | Vampires

First Line: The first time I saw him, a heavy, gray fog clung to the cornfields, tails of mist slithering between the dying stalks.








As fantastic as the author's last name implies ;D


Senior year of high school is already bad enough for Jessica Packwood with impending college applications, Prom, AP classes, SATs, horse shows, and that cute farm boy crush. Does she really need to add a vampire heritage into the equation - especially if it includes a Romanian vampire prince who claims to be her betrothed since birth and their engagement will bring peace between the two most powerful vampire clans?
From page 67
This was supposed to be a happy year for me. A carefree time. But Lucius had arrived, and with him my past. He didn't just drag me down with a nonsensical story about vampires and weddings, but he kept trying to lasso me with my real past, too. To loop a noose around my neck and drag me through a graveyard. Lucius's presence was a constant reminder of who I might have been in Romania. A reminder not just vampires but ghosts.
Let's put it this way: There is no question as far as Lucius Vladescu is concerned - Jessica belongs to him, as much as he belongs to her. However, his Romanian vampire upbringing hardly prepares him for Jessica's American ways. The more Lucius pushes, the more Jessica pushes back - so when push comes to shove and Lucius finally backs off, why does Jessica still find herself drawn to him and gets upset when he starts to pay attention to someone else?

I find the title Jessica's Guide To Dating On The Dark Side a tad misleading - it implies a more bubbly and fluffy read along the lines of Sucks To Be Me or Never Slow Dance With A Zombie. At least, in my mind, it implies something cute with humorous advice on dating a vampire. This is definitely not the case. Instead Jessica's Guide To Dating On The Dark Side is better described as a hate you/love you/can't have you romance. The chemistry between Jessica and Lucius was positively toe-curling delicious, and Beth Fantaskey really kept the tension going in unexpected directions!
From page 8
Had he been in class all along? And if so, how could I have failed to notice him?

Maybe because he was sitting sort of apart from the rest of us. Or maybe it was because the very air in his particular corner seemed murky, the fluorescent light directly above his desk snuffed out. But it was more than that. It was almost like he created the darkness. That's ridiculous, Jess... He's a person, not a black hole...

From page 66

I was used to men like my dad and the other fathers I knew. Nice guys. Guys who wore Dockers and played kickball with their kids and put on funny ties at Christmas. Lucius was as different from those men as his weapons collection was from Mom's dolls. He was undeniably charming when he wanted to be, his manners were smooth, but there was a roughness just below the surface.
As the ending drew near, the plot took a twist that I haven't quite decided if I found it believable (oh, the irony, since we talk of vampires). Suddenly we're not in high school anymore - Jessica takes off for Romania after graduation to confront Lucius who - long story short (and trust me, lots of details left out here) - pretended to have died but really has been waging a vampire civil war. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the final confrontation between Jessica and Lucius, but such confrontation usually does not come fresh out of high school. Indeed high school never enters the equation, so I was simply taken aback at the transition.

One thing that I do have trouble with is the fact that Jessica's Romanian past includes her "true" name as Anastasia Dragomir. Frankly the ending does not address whether she will continue to go by Jessica - or choose to go back to Anastasia. Lucius sometimes calls her Anastasia when they meet, but honestly her foster parents rescued her as an infant so she never grew up as Anastasia. I don't know. It's a weird thing to get hung up on, but I cannot help it. I want to know! I also want to know why her parents didn't just keep the name Anastasia, but did a 180 and changed it to Jessica.

Oh, and before I forget, I absolutely loved Beth Fantaskey's vampires. Which could be 100% due to the deliciousness known as Lucius (to be frank, his relatives were a little too mobster for me). I thought the link between becoming a vampire and reaching puberty was a rather unique concept. The difference between a boy and girl reaching "vampire puberty" was interesting to contemplate, and the much-beloved vampire myths were quickly debunked in this book.
From page 91
"So let's recap. You can't change into a bat, you don't dissolve in sunlight, and you're visible in mirrors. What can vampires do? Why's it so awesome to be one, then?"

"What would be so wonderful about dissolving in sunlight? Or not being able to look in a mirror and judge if you've dressed yourselve properly?"

"You know what I mean. You keep saying vampires are so great. I just want to know why."

Lucius's head dropped back against the seat. He stared at the shag carpet on the ceiling of the van as though begging for patience or guidance. "We are only the most powerful race of superhumans. We are physically gifted with grace and strength. We are a people of ritual and tradition. We have heightened mental powers: the ability to communicate without speech when necessary. We rule the dark side of nature. Is that 'awesome' enough for you?"
I don't know about you all or Jessica, but I am with Lucius on the vampire awesomeness! :D

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Disclosure 10/7/09:
This was borrowed from the library.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

August and Zombie GRaB results

I admit that August has long-since past, and September has been well underway even though The Epic Rat has fallen so terribly behind in blogging. You'll be happy to hear that I have a whole stack of reviews to write, but let me not count the chickens before they hatch or I will jinx myself.

*THANK YOU* for those who stopped by in August, feasted on some virtual cake, and played nice with the zombies. You all rock, and I am lucky to have such awesome followers who leave such awesome comments :)

The breakdown for August GRaB:
  • 16 reviews this month (technically, 17 books - 1 review had 2 books - then again, 1 book had been re-reviewed). A nice mixture of 3, 4, and 5 ratings - I am pleased that I have made some new friends to re-visit :)
  • 56 participants, 731 entries
  • MissAttitude and throuthehaze earned 48 bonus entries (16 reviews x3) for commenting on ALL my reviews in August - I get a little sneaky and post a review on the very last day, so well done! :D
  • Alexa earned 100 entries (which is crazy-amazing) - mostly earned by visiting the New Bloggers On The Block. Pam and SassyCC also earned bonus entries for visiting the New Bloggers.
  • In case you are curious, this month's New Bloggers included:
Reading In Color
The Undercover Book Lover
The Book Scout
Bibliofreak
Tales Of Whimsy
Miss Danaidae
Hooked On YA Books
  • goddess boot camp was the most-commented review with 29 comments, and those who commented earned 10 bonus entries
  • skunk girl was the randomly selected review that earned 5 bonus entries for those who commented on it
And the August GRaB winner is...

Selection: Wondrous Strange

The breakdown for Zombie GRaB:
And the Zombie GRaB winners are...



Zombie Girrrl from Crackin' Spines and Takin' Names
"Surprise!" winner by making the most comments during Zombie Appreciation Week
Selections: The Forest Of Hands And Teeth; You're So Undead To Me

Congratulations, all! Books will be rescued from the zombies and shipped out shortly.

Rules for September GRaB here (still unchanged)
Yes, it is still on! As long as there are some reviews, GRaB shall continue.

And the 7th and 8th Birthday Presents go to...

Sadly, yes, this is how far behind I am in giveaway announcements. I have selected the winners, but have not had a chance to thank everyone who participated in birthday and zombie celebrations.

THANK YOU, ALL!

Especially for bearing with me as I went on a brief hiatus to recuperate on sleep and sanity. Your books will be on your doorsteps shortly - once I master the duct tape!

The 2 winners of Giveaway #7 were...
Esme from Chocolate & Croissants
Selections: Mating Rituals Of A North American WASP; The Late And Lamented Molly Marx

TJ from Book Love Affair
Selections: Fire Me; Broken Wing
I hope you enjoy your books, ladies! :)

Random facts:
  • 20 participants, 435 entries
  • One of my favorite quotes: It is people like you who keep penguins from flying.
  • Some notable quotes/jokes:
"Your doppelganger will regurgitate on your soul!" - Samantha from Simply Samantha I'm not actually sure what this is all about, but it made me laugh. :)

"Don't tell me the sky is the limit, when there are footprints on the moon." - Ashley from Books Obsession

"Our doubts are traitors. They make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing the attempt." (William Shakespeare) - Llehn
The 4 winners of Giveaway #8 were...
Michelle from See Michelle Read

Ashley from Books Obsession

austenfan from Reality Bites...Fiction Does It Better

Pam
who each won a paperback copy of AUDREY, WAIT!

Random facts:
  • 25 participants, 765 entries
  • My favorite word: Loud. Especially when I try to draw it out. Something about that "ou" sound that just floats my socks :D
  • Favorite word in a sentence: I could hardly hear my brain think due to how loud the zombies were moaning outside my door.
  • Some notable entries:
"Please sum up your presidency in one word: strategery." - Michelle from See Michelle Read

"I seriously overuse the word seriously to the point that I seriously annoy my boyfriend...seriously." - Raelena from Throuthehaze

" Of course, it was inevitable that an abominable snowman would show up on my day off. (I don't know, it just came to me.)" - Jo from Ink And Paper
Again, thank you all who helped to celebrate my August birthday! :D I had a blast, even if the zombies crept up last minute.

BkRv: Don't hold your peace: Speak up!

Book Review: speak by Laurie Halse Anderson

YA | Girls

First Line: It is my first morning of high school. I have seven new notebooks, a skirt I hate, and a stomachache.








A Breakfast Club of one silent member!


One surefire way to hit rock bottom on the social ladder is to call the cops and essentially bust up the party your best friend is hosting. At least, that is how Melinda starts off her high school claim to fame.
From page 4
We fall into clans: Jocks, Country Clubbers, Idiot Savants, Cheerleaders, Human Waste, Eurotrash, Future Fascists of America, Big Hair Chix, the Marthas, Suffering Artists, Thespians, Goths, Shredders. I am clanless. I wasted the last week of August watching bad cartoons. I didn't go to the mall, the lake, or the pool, or answer the phone. I have entered high school with the wrong hair, the wrong clothes, the wrong attitude. And I don't have anyone to sit with.

I am Outcast.
No one seems to notice or care that Melinda has not spoken much since that night or prefers to not speak unless absolutely necessary. She holes up in the old janitor's closet, away from everyone including him. Sooner or later, though, the truth will come out when he starts dating her ex-best friend. And it is up to Melinda to decide whether speaking up is worth the effort.

speak came out when I started high school (I know, I'm old!), but I never had any desire to read it until Presenting Lenore and Reviewer X did a special feature here and there for its 10th anniversary. It also did not hurt that I won a copy from them, so I had no excuse to not read this book eventually. I finally decided to bring this on a road trip and, as you can see, read it I did!

Laurie Halse Anderson created such a strong character that, even though Melinda did not speak much, her silence still spoke volumes! I am not sure how the movie played out, but I appreciated the fact that we got an insider's look into Melinda's thoughts via book format. I cannot imagine how this can be portrayed by the movie. I may just have to check it out!

I easily related to Melinda's personality, even though I have not been in her exact circumstance. Her sense of loneliness, her inability to speak up, her desire to silently rebel, even her brand of humor - yes, Melinda and I could have been friends, and I wished we had been so she did not have to go through what she had. After reading speak, I reflected back to high school and wonder if there had been any Melindas in my school. I certainly hope not! I think everyone had their niche of friends, and they were not quite as isolated as Melinda seemed to be. Secretly I picture Melinda as that mousey girl from Breakfast Club who rarely spoke at first.

And now that speak is over - I am wondering what happened next for Melinda. Which, if you read the author's afterword, she is also wondering as well but does not quite know what Melinda wants to say next. Until then, we all wonder - but if you're like me, then you are very optimistic about Melinda's future.

Sidenote: As I prepare these reviews, I typically stare at the book covers, oftentimes for inspiration but sometimes it simply draws my attention. I just now noticed that speak (10th anniversary edition) has 2 different-colored eyes on that face - and it kinda freaks me out. Why? Because the brown eye almost looks red - and I must have zombies on the mind because that was the first thing that popped up in my head. Before I noticed the eye color, I had thought that half of the face was in shadow. It could still be the case, but that does not entirely explain the brownness of the eye. Perhaps that shadowed half is actually brown-skinned to encompass that Melinda could be anyone - of any skin color, any eye color, you, me, the girl you see but never spoke to... And, trust me on this, but there is a reason behind the tree!

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Disclosure 10/7/09:
This is a review copy sent by the publisher from a contest that I won on a blog celebrating speak's 10th anniversary.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Teasing you with...Play Me

From page 163 of Play Me by Laura Ruby

She says, "I'm done with this."

"With what?"

"High school. Childhood. This." She thumps the steering wheel with the flat of her hand. "Done with being so young that everyone's up your nose about this or about that. When you're coming home, Lucy, don't be late, Lucy. Dance, Lucy, eat, Lucy, sleep, Lucy. You know what I mean?"

Her family seemed so nice. "I guess."


This Teaser Tuesday meme is courtesy of MizB @ Should Be Reading

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Waiting on...Soulless (October 1, 2009)

The Book: Soulless
The Author: Gail Carriger
The Publisher: Orbit Books
The When: October 1, 2009
The What About:

Sometimes I am glad that I subscribe to certain publisher blogs because sometimes they have some super-cool covers! Which is how I found this new upcoming release! Something about how this cover looks like Mary Poppins, but with more attitude and twisted. There is something about the title that reminds me of Marie Antoinette.

From the Publisher
Alexia Tarabotti is laboring under a great many social tribulations. First, she has no soul. Second, she's a spinster whose father is both Italian and dead. Third, she was rudely attacked by a vampire, breaking all standards of social etiquette.

Where to go from there? From bad to worse apparently, for Alexia accidentally kills the vampire -- and then the appalling Lord Maccon (loud, messy, gorgeous, and werewolf) is sent by Queen Victoria to investigate.

With unexpected vampires appearing and expected vampires disappearing, everyone seems to believe Alexia responsible. Can she figure out what is actually happening to London's high society? Will her soulless ability to negate supernatural powers prove useful or just plain embarrassing? Finally, who is the real enemy, and do they have treacle tart?

SOULLESS is a comedy of manners set in Victorian London: full of werewolves, vampires, dirigibles, and tea-drinking.
Doesn't that sound quite deliciously amusing? I certainly think so! I only hope that it fares better than The Magicians And Mrs. Quent and as funny as it sounds like it can be!

This WoW meme is courtesy of Jill @ Breaking the Spine

Teasing you with... What Happens In London

From page 132 of What Happens In London by Julia Quinn

"The dead fiancée?" he supplied helpfully.

"Not so dead, then?"

"Never even alive to begin with."

She nodded slowly, then asked, "Why did you come here today?"

Harry certainly wasn't going to tell her the truth, that she was now his assignment, and he was supposed to make sure that she didn't unwittingly commit treason. So he just said, "It seemed polite."


This Teaser Tuesday meme is courtesy of MizB @ Should Be Reading

Sunday, September 6, 2009

And now I lay my zombies down to sleep...

Well, zombie ghoulies and beastlies, THANK YOU so much for your active participation in Zombie Appreciation Week here at The Epic Rat and various theres with my fellow Zombie-ettes! I cannot express how tickled I am to have received all these amazing haikus and headlines and Prom themes from everyone - you all have really tasty brains! :}

Unfortunately I have no last-minute zombie goodies today - I'm actually visiting my brother this weekend and left my zombie books at home. (I know, bad Cecilia, what if the zombie apocalypse is upon us this weekend?!) There are a few zombie books like Generation Dead, Kiss Of Life, Z.E.O.: A Zombie's Guide To Getting (A)head In Business, and The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From The Living Dead that will have to wait until the next wave of zombies, I'm afraid.

But anyhow, I leave you with some parting images that will reflect the current status of my reading pile:
From Zombie...
to KILLER UNICORNS!

Which I can say that this very thought makes me extremely happy :D





Until next time, remember to remove the head or destry the brain!

Don't forget that TODAY is the last day to enter any of my giveaways! I'll be determining all the winners tomorrow.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

BkRv: Zombie queen...That's not my name!

Book Review: Zombie Queen of Newbury High by Amanda Ashby

YA | Girls | Zombies

First Line: Mia Everett was doomed.








Sometimes being a queen isn't all that it's cracked up to be!

There are some very pretty dresses on certain book covers, and Zombie Queen Of Newbury High certainly has a rather killer sense of style! I love love LOVE her gloves - it's a little retro, a little goth. I love it. It just really makes the cover, I think :) Pretty fitting for a queen of zombies, although apparently it is not the most-coveted title among high school girls.

Everything seems to be falling into place in Mia's life - the cutest boy in school Rob seems to have noticed her existence and finds her worthy of attention, and who is she to complain with her sudden rise in the popularity ladder? But one day, the school's queen bee Sharon swoops down and sets her sights on Rob. Suddenly Mia went from +1 Prom Date to none.

And so Mia takes the advice from her hypochondriac best friend to visit a strange herbalist and buys a love potion to focus Rob's affection back on her. Surprise of surprises, it works! But not without some undesired consequences - namely, turning the entire school into zombies and setting herself as their queen. Mia is set for Prom - and everyone seems to be giving her lots of sweets for some unknown reason. Which should be peachy keen, right?
From page 12
"How did this even happen to me?"

"It's because you got sick of living in the shadow of your younger sister and when Rob asked you out, the urge to be popular momentarily killed off all your other brain cells," Candice bluntly informed her, while slowing the car to a snail's pace as they came up to a red light. "It's definitely a character flaw."
Wrong. Very very wrong! Mia learns that her zombie classmates are trying to fatten her up before Prom so they can feast upon her! Talk about gross! This is definitely not how she imagined her Prom to be like!
From page 60
"Great, so I'm queen of the zombies. What does that even mean? Will I be able to command them all in their zombie quest to take over the world?"

"Not exactly." He hit play on the final YouTube clip, and she watched hundreds of slow-moving freaks rip apart a middle-aged woman - limb by blood-soaked limb. "I'm sory, Mia, being a queen isn't a good thing. It just makes you first up on the menu."
Will Mia be able to race against time and reverse the spell before she becomes a zombie happy meal? Or will her Prom most likely be her last moment in one piece?

I guess Zombie Queen Of Newbury High was a pretty cute book - along the lines of Prada & Prejudice cuteness. I think that I had higher hopes for this book, although I do not know what I had expected from it. More zombies? Better characters? I don't know. More something. I had read You're So Undead To Me earlier this year, and I think that probably set the bar for YA zombie reads as far as cute zombie love goes. I just didn't think Zombie Queen Of Newbury High had that special zombie magic that sparks my interest.

My favorite character is actually Mia's best friend Candace who seems to think everything is wrong with her and tries to self-medicate herself with weird powders and potions to ward off any unhealthy evils. Her progression into a zombie proved to be interesting and different from what I would typically expect. And most definitely humorous, to say the least!
Page 84
"Candice, Candice," Mia repeated, this time shaking her arm. "You're not going to die, because... Oh my God. Gross. Did you just lick my finger?"

"Sorry." Her friend broke off from her wailing for a moment and thoughtfully ran her tongue around her lips as if to savor the taste. "I think it's the disease. It's taking over my body. I can't control it."

"Well, you better control it," Mia retorted as she wiped her fingers on a napkin. "Because that was the most disgusting thing. Ever. No more finger licking."
The existence of zombies and how they are kept secret from the public was not properly explained in Zombie Queen Of Newbury High. Instead, I had many questions afterwards like "Were all the other zombie outbreaks due to a love potion gone wrong?" Somehow I doubt Mia's case was a common "zombie" story in this universe. It would have been nice to hear a little more of other instances.

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These zombies sure took their sweet time on appearing, and while there were many mentions of smelling like chicken, no biting or gnawing of flesh and bone even took place!



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Disclosure 10/7/09:
This was borrowed from the library.

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